{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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